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“I gave him an onion, a chocolate covered onion.” (about stache)
“I feel like a fat bitch.”
“Oh! Jumping in huh?”
“Get me a cherry coke and a dr.pepper, let’s mix and match.”
“Hey Lauren, you can also buy yourself a shut up.”
“whateva”
Source: thedullsoundofsharpmath